Cue "Tell it like it is" by Ludacris.

Things aren't always what they seem
or made out to be.
Like all these delusional players
in this industry.
Talking about what they know

Cue Guns N Roses "Welcome to the Jungle"

Welcome to The Conclave
We got the prayer and chants
What you think's underneath the robes?
Honey, it sure ain't pants
We are the people that decide
Whatever you believe
When we choose the pontiff, honey
You'll no longer have to grieve

In the Conclave
Welcome to the Conclave
Watch us pray on our shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, knees
I want to watch this cheese

Welcome to The Conclave
We take it day by day
If you want it, you'll have to lobby
But that's the price you pay
And you're a potential Holy See