Cue J. Gieles Band's "Centerfold"

Does he walk? Does he talk?
Dose he look real nice?
My Congresscritter sellout
Will pass your bailout for a price

He has the rep of Caesar's wife
No one could ever stain
The actions of my Congresscritter
Will never cause you pain

Years go by, taking bribes, no problems ever seen
And there's my Congresscritter banging pages in between

His blood's ice cold!
The government has just been sold!
The Congress does what they're told
Congress does what they're told

Put those dollars on his desk
Put a whore in his hotel